no, he came in my armpit
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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