Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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