shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
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