"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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