so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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