where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
