he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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