I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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