I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
our cab driver is having phone sex.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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