Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
