we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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