But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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