Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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