it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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