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you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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