Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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