Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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