Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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