i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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