even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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