and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think a kid would responsible me up
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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