so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
