is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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