is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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