Umm I'm too high to move.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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