As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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