ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Randomize
