He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
there was a trapeze. enough said
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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