everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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