He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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