I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
