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(617): View more from Massachusetts

were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground

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(504): View more from Louisiana

standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.

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(229): View more from Georgia

College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant

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(260): View more from Indiana

I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie

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(760): View more from California

Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.

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(719): View more from Colorado

We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting

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(703): View more from Virginia

theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.

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(330): View more from Ohio

when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.

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