I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You are the jesus of drinking
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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