I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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