How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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