My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Farmville is her only friend.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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