I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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