WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
worst night to have a conscience
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
