Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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