We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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