Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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