I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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