sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
