Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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