So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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