we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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