butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I will pee on everything he values.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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