Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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