I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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