Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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